10 Business Rules To Live By
1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.2. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
3. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
4. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
5. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
6. Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
7. Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
8. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
9. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
10. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
You Know You're Out Of College When
- Your salary is less than your tuition.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
- You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
- 8:00 am is not early.
- Your friends marry instead of hook-up and divorce instead of break-up.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
- Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you... and they're no longer "adults" - they are your peers.
- You go to parties that police don't raid.
- Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."
Easy Weight Loss Ideas
Quick weight loss techniques can be quite creative and worth giving a shot. The best part is it is not hard to follow and doesn't need the URGE to control. Here are few tips for keep extra fat out of sight -1. Start your day with a glass of warm water with few drops of lemon juice and honey
2. Start using smaller plates and bowls for serving dinner :)
3. Chips directly from packed bags are a strict NO. Get some in a dish, save the rest for some other time..
4. Start with Salad, then food. Not the other way round.
5. Use toned/skimmed milk in breakfast
6. Walk, walk, walk (100 times)
7. Keep a check on weight, tummy size every day, every week
8. And lastly, read about calories, fat.. Read, understand and implement. That's what we have been doing most of the time.
Lips Protection.. Get it right!
The sun, wind, rain has harsh effect on skin. You sometimes end up having parched, cracky lips. Not all products suit all types of skins. So girls, here are some general tips to soft and smooth lips -1. Use lip balms whenever, wherever possible - Nivea Lip Balms work best for many. Make sure you apply lipbalm before going to bed.
2. After bath, rub off the chapped flakey lip skin using thin cotton cloth. Then apply balm/moisture based lipstick
3. For day long lipsticks, dust skin powder on lips and then apply the lip liner/lipstick.
4. All day long lipsticks need to have moisture content. But these lipsticks sometimes have a side effect of chapped lips towards the day end - choose your product carefully.
Quick take on products in market -
1. Maybelline lipsticks offer great all day long lipsticks.
2. Nivea Lip Balm (without color) works best for chapped lips
3. Bourjois Lipsticks with mositure are great for formal occasions - can't imagine office days without this
4. I prefer Lip smoothies by Maybelline for touch ups..
Hope these tips help you in getting the right lips - with and without lipsticks.
Wanted woody!
Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman would have him. He was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage. He couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.The wedding night came and went, and the young couple was at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump."Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that is a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"
